Today I’m 9-months old!! Mom says that’s like having a teenager all over again. Well, I do have lots of energy, eat a lot, do some things I’m told and listen when I want to.
Uh-oh, did I say that? Shhhhhh–don’t tell Mom.
It’s only when I’m super distracted. Honest.
MOM– I’M LISTENING. I HEAR YOU—–I’M NOT DEAF.
Except I think she already knows all about me. She told me she’s on to teenagers, having raised two human ones. I guess that’s why I have to go to school.